We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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