Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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