Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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