Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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