When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you win again, gameday.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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