just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
