Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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