I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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