They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
