so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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