It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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