He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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