Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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