Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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