Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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