Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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