how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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