the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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