ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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