what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Randomize
