from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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