If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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