Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I have post one night stand depression
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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