put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just googled if crying burns calories
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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