Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I think weed is turning my hair brown
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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