That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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