We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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