Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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