Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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