Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
50% drunk capacity currently
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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