I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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