You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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