What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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