Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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