I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
How external is "for external use only"?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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