you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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