Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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