I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We're too hungover to prance.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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