May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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