question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Two words: nipple clamps
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