honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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