Grow some girl-balls and come out already
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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