Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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