Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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