fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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