No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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