??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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