You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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