Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Randomize
