Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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